Remember the good ol’ days when you’d get excited to get an actual card or letter in the mail. The romantic in me misses those days. Oh well. Hit me up via email or tweet at me. If you’re really adventurous, you can even call me: (425) 780-5474. If you have a sexy voice, leave a funny voicemail, sing to me, or if by some chance you actually want to hire me, I’ll return your call.

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